You said it.

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Yes?

:)

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Well, sir, you have our attention. Fire away.

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(hacks up a lung)

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*hairball*

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Your flock awaits instruction.

Me, I'm gonna go catch the Jesu concert.

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I could hear the thunder of thousands of pairs of feet.

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Your every sound is a symphony; your every bodily fluid a baptism! Please. Tomorrow, please do it again. But let us wear the stethoscope.

(I exaggerate because I love)

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You have just elevated my instinctive response from, "Hmm, better find an umbrella, just in case," to "Full biohazard gear, NOW!

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*passes the throat pastilles*

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Tasty. I tend to favour Irish Moss or Jägermeister for sore throats myself, though.

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Horizontal RULES! \m/

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yeeeeesss??

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:stops writing heroes smut and listens:

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Bird flu again? Or have you managed to catch blue tongue?

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Profound.

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Random left field-ness...
I know where you can actually get that style of Cthulhu if you'd like one (and don't already have one).
Well the shape anyway; the pattern is mostly based on fabric availability I think.

I currently have a cow-jumped-over-the-moon Cthulhu and a cheesy-tribal-flames-and-skulls Cthulhu.

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Just like fuckin' prairie dogs.

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I'm running for president - you may vote for me now.

http://jodi-davis.livejournal.com/135026.html

You should get the same amount of votes as, say... Florida.

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Well put.

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Jesus Christ. This goes beyond fame... this is minion-level responses from these people.

(FYI, just so everyone understand I'm not trying to cast aspersions, my first instinct was to kneel and ask "What is thy bidding, my master?")

Congratulations, Warren. You have an army of misfits at your disposal.

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Who you callin' a misfit? Yeah, I'm short, but my breasts MORE than make up for that shortcoming!

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(clears table)

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What're you up to now?

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That's literally the voice of god, isn't it?

(Or is it the cough of god? The cigarrette charred chant of God?)

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I hear, oh Master!

...no really, the Beard O' Evil is looking good these days!

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*passes over midget dissolving 151 proof liquor*

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Woe.

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i like your icon, because its not a pipe either.

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