I think you need to be put down.
In a loving, friendly way.
Gods bless you. You magnificent bastard.
I laughed, a good amount.
Damn I hate Holmes, being able to tell everything about everyone from their footprint.
Good stuff. But I still prefer Edison Hate Future.
I'd tell you how cool I think you are, but I think that I'd be stoned to death for it.
When I'm next stuck for a birthday card I might just print one of these off.
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You are a dirty, dirty man. Watson is a prat.
Monkeys.
That's just what i needed to get going this morning.
That Watson... *smirks* ...what'll he do next?
Why aren't you at the comic con again? Wouldn't that be better for everyone?
this just made my entire family laugh
Yah, like Holmes is going out that way. I predict Watson gets a little bit more than a surprise handjob tonight.
Everyone knows Hercule Poirot is way more interesting than Holmes anyway.
Poirot is Belgian and therefore cannot be more interesting than anything ever. It's an immutable law of physics.
what about miss marple? nothing beats crazy old women for acts of unadulterated evil
belgian chocolate is not bad.
But you got me on this one. I still think he was slightly better than Holmes though.
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I do believe I need a cigarette after reading that.
*falls off chair*
I am wounded but amused
Don't be daft. Watson looks forward to those surprise handjobs.
But I thought surprise handjobs in the night were never unsettling - or so I was led to believe.
Perhaps we have been misled.
Course, I don't suppose it helps that Sherlock was my first crush.
Perhaps we have, though the pleasure in process was entirely worth it from where I stand.
I'm trying hard to recall my first crush from fiction: I fear it may have been some bold cliff climbing boy from famous five. I have no shame.
i dunno. i bet watson secretly enjoyed those surprise handjobs.
I like your one-panel Hatecomics.
I think this now a legitmate sub-genre. I look forward to Ernie Hates Bert, Bo hates Luke, R2D2 hates C3PO, Bill hates Ben, Dylan hates Zebedee⦠ahhh the possibilites are endless.
Not enjoying surprise handjobs? How nineteenth century.
I'm shitting blood with laughter.
Fucking grade A gold.
(screaming with laughter)
Man-oh-man you rock sometimes.
Does fit the image frighteningly well.
This reminds me (albeit vaguely) of the smear pamphlets that Cerebus and the Goat used during their campaign for Prime Minister. Pages with big type and short one liners attacking the other candidate. I thought the idea might go somewhere.
i haven't tired of the EDISON HATES FUTUREs yet, but WATSON HATES HOLMES will fill the void....
btw, who does the art...?
am i too pure to get at??
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