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SUBMUNITIONS: Stabbity Jones [Jun. 21st, 2006|01:58 pm]
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"I'll kill the first piece of cockshit comes near me," giggled Stabbity
Jones, the last legendary knifeman of the old West. He showed them his
crooked penis, with the razorblades screwed into the head. "I'll fuck 'em
to death and make 'em like it. Your daddies came cowshit up your mommies,
and I'm Stabbity fucking Jones." He bounced in his testicle-hide boots,
making the spikes in his nipples jangle. "Stabbity Jones will fight any
man here and fuck 'em good as they bleed before my nekkidness."

Stabbity Jones was the last knifeman in the West. Everyone else had guns.


(c) Warren Ellis 2006

(SUBMUNITIONS: stories inside 100 words)
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[User Picture]From: f4te
2006-06-21 02:17 pm (UTC)

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Submunition graphic novel, interesting, a graphic novel within a hundred words, or lines?
[User Picture]From: suckpump
2006-06-21 02:20 pm (UTC)

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not the submunition...the story of Stabbity Jones. I could see him easily make the jump from said submunition to graphic novel legend :)

[User Picture]From: f4te
2006-06-21 02:36 pm (UTC)

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I'm not sure it'd be the most pleasant of stories ;)
[User Picture]From: suckpump
2006-06-21 02:42 pm (UTC)

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*giggle* not sure who would want to sell the testicle-skin-wearing-cowboy story, either...

but he could totally become a new sort of hero in his own right...the story of his life prior to him getting shot down. Oh, it could all go very very badly :)
[User Picture]From: f4te
2006-06-21 02:57 pm (UTC)

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hhehe, you giggled... :P and a gir avatar to boot, :D

You're starting to make it sound very Grant Morrison there. :)
[User Picture]From: suckpump
2006-06-21 03:24 pm (UTC)

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the giggling is unforgivable, I apologize :)

anything Vasquez is my hero. Gir just so happens to be one of my favorites outside of the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
[User Picture]From: f4te
2006-06-21 03:29 pm (UTC)

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It's ok, I forgive you :)

If you like Vasquez you should check out Bear by Jamie Smart (foo5).
It's crazy, I'd probably rate him higher than Vasquez, but only because I find Vasquez so popular and unfortunatley I'm a bit of an elitest. :(
[User Picture]From: dadave
2006-06-21 08:26 pm (UTC)

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I have to agree: Bear is excellent!

I consider Looshkin my rolemodel for life :D
[User Picture]From: f4te
2006-06-22 07:17 am (UTC)

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Did you know Jamie Smart's doing another comic, he's posting progress at kochiwanaba and Looshkin is mine rolemodel too, well, for my prancy, kill the bear, side :D
[User Picture]From: taffer
2006-06-21 02:26 pm (UTC)

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I'm thinking one page with the subminition on it, the other page in the spread with either a short comic inspired by the submunition, or a full-page illustration inspired by same.

Like Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children, but all-Warren, all the time.
[User Picture]From: f4te
2006-06-21 02:38 pm (UTC)

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I like the idea of one page comics, but then I suppose they'd just be called strips ;(

I've not read Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children but I can guess at some of it due to the reference, etc. I'm not too keen on All-Warren, All the time, seeing as he's so busy and all, a compilation would be awesome though, stories from submunition writers, cos it's a lovely medium, don't you think?
:D
[User Picture]From: taffer
2006-06-21 05:13 pm (UTC)

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Yeah, I'm really impressed, and far too intimidated to try it myself. ;-)
[User Picture]From: f4te
2006-06-22 07:16 am (UTC)

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If I thought I could make it half decent I might give it a try, so I guess i'm in the same boat :(