|SUBMUNITIONS: Stabbity Jones
||[Jun. 21st, 2006|01:58 pm]
"I'll kill the first piece of cockshit comes near me," giggled Stabbity |
Jones, the last legendary knifeman of the old West. He showed them his
crooked penis, with the razorblades screwed into the head. "I'll fuck 'em
to death and make 'em like it. Your daddies came cowshit up your mommies,
and I'm Stabbity fucking Jones." He bounced in his testicle-hide boots,
making the spikes in his nipples jangle. "Stabbity Jones will fight any
man here and fuck 'em good as they bleed before my nekkidness."
Stabbity Jones was the last knifeman in the West. Everyone else had guns.
(c) Warren Ellis 2006
(SUBMUNITIONS: stories inside 100 words)
2006-06-21 02:38 pm (UTC)
I like the idea of one page comics, but then I suppose they'd just be called strips ;(
I've not read Beautiful Stories for Ugly Children but I can guess at some of it due to the reference, etc. I'm not too keen on All-Warren, All the time, seeing as he's so busy and all, a compilation would be awesome though, stories from submunition writers, cos it's a lovely medium, don't you think?
Yeah, I'm really impressed, and far too intimidated to try it myself. ;-)
2006-06-22 07:16 am (UTC)
If I thought I could make it half decent I might give it a try, so I guess i'm in the same boat :(