|SUBMUNITIONS: Stabbity Jones
||[Jun. 21st, 2006|01:58 pm]
"I'll kill the first piece of cockshit comes near me," giggled Stabbity |
Jones, the last legendary knifeman of the old West. He showed them his
crooked penis, with the razorblades screwed into the head. "I'll fuck 'em
to death and make 'em like it. Your daddies came cowshit up your mommies,
and I'm Stabbity fucking Jones." He bounced in his testicle-hide boots,
making the spikes in his nipples jangle. "Stabbity Jones will fight any
man here and fuck 'em good as they bleed before my nekkidness."
Stabbity Jones was the last knifeman in the West. Everyone else had guns.
(c) Warren Ellis 2006
(SUBMUNITIONS: stories inside 100 words)
*giggle* not sure who would want to sell the testicle-skin-wearing-cowboy story, either...
but he could totally become a new sort of hero in his own right...the story of his life prior to him getting shot down. Oh, it could all go very very badly :)
2006-06-21 02:57 pm (UTC)
hhehe, you giggled... :P and a gir avatar to boot, :D
You're starting to make it sound very Grant Morrison there. :)
the giggling is unforgivable, I apologize :)
anything Vasquez is my hero. Gir just so happens to be one of my favorites outside of the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.
2006-06-21 03:29 pm (UTC)
It's ok, I forgive you :)
If you like Vasquez you should check out Bear by Jamie Smart (foo5
It's crazy, I'd probably rate him higher than Vasquez, but only because I find Vasquez so popular and unfortunatley I'm a bit of an elitest. :(
I have to agree: Bear is excellent!
I consider Looshkin my rolemodel for life :D
2006-06-22 07:17 am (UTC)
Did you know Jamie Smart's doing another comic, he's posting progress at kochiwanaba
and Looshkin is mine rolemodel too, well, for my prancy, kill the bear, side :D