I've never made a New Year's resolution before, but some of those look pretty darned tempting.

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And I think you were wrong about Kitchener. I'm liking it here.

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"be worthy of obsession"
already have a number of people obsession about infliciting pain to me...rest of the world should be easy

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It's 9am CST, I'm hungover, and I tell we are already off to a good start.

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Was it the three swirls and the two beers?

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* Kill TV

* Invent a method of procreation that doesnt involve fluids

* Drink more aftershave

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hmm, the other night Mike Malloy theorized that "consecrated dirt" meant "some demon had urinated on it." ... perhaps he was on to something.

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How did you know about my spaceship?

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*have more screaming orgasms.

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* Destroy someone's mind using only your eyes and words.

That'd be "let your parents read your fiction", then?

Happy New Year, Warren. :)

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well said, sir. (p.s., I am not a suckup.)

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* Spend at least 12 hours as an alien being.

Isn't that the definition of "being an office drone"?

Happy New Year, and hopefully by the end of it be seeing YOU in a Previews entry...

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And how did life work out for the Native Americans?

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Good idea.

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Thanks; I think I might.

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Best ideas I've heard all year, I've even tackled a few in the past. :)

Be seeing you, Warren.

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Good ones, Mr. E. See you in another 365.

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* Understand in your heart that the Dog is the natural enemy of the Human.

It's all a cunning trick conducted by Cats to occupy the Humans while they are busy infiltrating every sphere of Human influence.

Are you truly in league with them Mr Ellis? Can you afford to live in a world largely populated by cat doors and patrolled by Felix and his cute-yet-ultimately-evil kind?

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Felix is just the foot soldier. Hello Kitty gives the orders.

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lets see...
its not even 11am for me this year and i've managed to tick off 10 of those goals already. the rest should be a piece of cake!
is there some sort of button or certificate or ascension to a higher sphere of consciousness involved upon completion?

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* vomit in my own bed

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this guy here...

and here i thought his was one of the happy generations.

happy new year, ya fuckin comic book writer guy!




oh yeah, when is the new fell coming?

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Huh.

You motivated me to get back on teh_music and start listening to new things again. Thanks.

Be seeing you too.

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I think I've already got a head start on most of them ;)

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Well, you're an industrious girl.

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I can probably work half of those in today. This might have to become a list of habits rather than one-time events.

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I made him look at my spaceship. I strapped him to my apparatus and taped his eyes open with Scotch tape. I gave him swigs from my space canteen and told him everything would be all right, once he got used to the geometries.

It's like watching someone in DTs; that's what it's like for most people to look at my spaceship. It takes about four days for human eyes to get used to it. If you don't end up a drooling idiot first.

You bet your ass he's marrying me after all the trouble I went through.

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I've had a feeling that 2007 was going to rock. Waking up and reading this has only served to further convince me of that fact.

Thank you, Mr. Ellis, and have an incredible New Year!

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Well, that's a lot more fun and interesting than any resolutions I've thought about.

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