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Horny Werewolf Day [Feb. 14th, 2007|01:35 pm]
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Always remember: Valentine's Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.
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[User Picture]From: [info]autodidactic
2007-02-14 01:38 pm (UTC)

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Already did my bit of lycanthropy. The ctas won't come anywhere near me. I guess they're not traditionalists.

The blood and fucking come later when I don't have to go to work.
[User Picture]From: [info]flatline2010
2007-02-14 01:41 pm (UTC)

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If only that was guaranteed to get me some action...
[User Picture]From: [info]kizeesh
2007-02-14 01:44 pm (UTC)

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I've never yet met a Wednesday that was fit for celebration.
[User Picture]From: [info]dreams_ofcali
2007-02-15 03:23 am (UTC)

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I like that Vday falls on HUMP of the week day.
[User Picture]From: [info]jenn_xx
2007-02-14 01:44 pm (UTC)

greetings!

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happy horny werewolf day warren!

From: [info]kfringe
2007-02-14 01:48 pm (UTC)

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To hell with that. I'll be too busy celebrating Emperor Norton's birthday.
[User Picture]From: [info]autodidactic
2007-02-14 01:49 pm (UTC)

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Wow, is that today!? Thanks for reminding me!
[User Picture]From: [info]wigu
2007-02-14 02:02 pm (UTC)

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[User Picture]From: [info]childofmetis
2007-02-14 02:50 pm (UTC)

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Oh wow, I've never seen that. That wins!
[User Picture]From: [info]ms_tek
2007-02-14 02:04 pm (UTC)

You want the love too.

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Happy Valentine's Day, Warren.

At least you'll get 600 comment about how everyone thinks you are internet Jesus. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.

Don't be grouchy!
[User Picture]From: [info]sonoffletch
2007-02-14 02:05 pm (UTC)

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A festive Lupercalia to you sir!
[User Picture]From: [info]behsharam
2007-02-14 02:06 pm (UTC)

But I don't have a zoondel!

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Ok now that I can get behind. I'll have to stick with blood and fucking as I know no werewolves (unless we go with the Jonathan Carroll idea of them in which case I will never know.)

Happy blood and fucking day! Hopefully there is much good whiskey as well.
[User Picture]From: [info]antonstrout
2007-02-14 02:08 pm (UTC)

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I was wondering why my cinnamon hearts were shaped like lycanthropes...
[User Picture]From: [info]fatfred
2007-02-14 02:08 pm (UTC)

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I'm sure my fiance' will come up with something.
*Evil Grin*
[User Picture]From: [info]endarial
2007-02-14 02:21 pm (UTC)

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Of course it's also National condom awareness day here in the states, not sure how you would go about spreading THAT information. ;p
[User Picture]From: [info]skexy
2007-02-14 02:30 pm (UTC)

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hopefully filled with water and tied off........

Here...have a condom! **splat**
[User Picture]From: [info]aufheben
2007-02-14 02:33 pm (UTC)

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Meh. Then we'd just be angsty Wiccans bitching about the Burning Times.
[User Picture]From: [info]roque
2007-02-14 02:36 pm (UTC)

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no shit? then I think this is a holiday I will begin celebrating.
[User Picture]From: [info]heartshapedkey
2007-02-14 02:39 pm (UTC)

let's just gather filth.

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Happy Valentines/ werewolf blood fucking day.



[User Picture]From: [info]slinka
2007-02-14 06:49 pm (UTC)

Re: let's just gather filth.

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That is brilliant. Thank you. :D
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[User Picture]From: [info]belgand
2007-02-14 08:36 pm (UTC)

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No, it just means we need more fucking.
[User Picture]From: [info]grafunkel
2007-02-14 02:49 pm (UTC)

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Yes yes yes. Pagan festival, I know, I know.


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I bought perfume.

Shut up.
[User Picture]From: [info]childofmetis
2007-02-14 02:55 pm (UTC)

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Well, you're just ensuring sex, really.
[User Picture]From: [info]android18sl
2007-02-14 02:51 pm (UTC)

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Wow, this makes me feel so much better. My BF and I have reservations at Sol Grasso, a brazillian reataurant. So, we have been refering to today as Meat Fest Day. We plan on devouring huge amounts of animal flesh and we will see where it goes from there. Sounds like a Happy Werewolf Day to me:P
[User Picture]From: [info]jellobiafrascat
2007-02-14 02:51 pm (UTC)

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In honor of Horny Werewolf Day, I just watched a car catch on fire in the middle of Mass Ave here in Boston during this weak pathetically overhyped snowstorm and fuck everyone's shit up for the past hour.

happy V.D.!
From: [info]chaoset
2007-02-14 02:58 pm (UTC)

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Where on Mass Ave?
[User Picture]From: [info]imaget
2007-02-14 02:54 pm (UTC)

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If I wish you a "Happy Horny Werewolf Day" does that mean I might have blood-smeared young men wearing loincloths show up at my door to spank me with goat skin whips?
That would certainly make for an interesting story to get out of work, and as such deserves some consideration, in this miserable ice covered weather we're having in DC.

On this day that venerates the seeming of love,
know that my love for you is pure, true, and blind.
Ever the Loyal Holy Slut,
Imaget
[User Picture]From: [info]missfermoy
2007-02-14 02:57 pm (UTC)

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Yes! More werewolves, blood and sex, less stupid cards with I wuv you scrawled on.
[User Picture]From: [info]anoxiana
2007-02-14 02:59 pm (UTC)

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You really need to drop the obsession with furries.x.
[User Picture]From: [info]avivashywolf
2007-02-14 07:03 pm (UTC)

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He's a furry in denial. He's in it for the fashion.



Then again I shouldn't talk.
[User Picture]From: [info]winter_x_
2007-02-14 03:33 pm (UTC)

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Information like this is why I love you Warren, you and your psychotic little cult of fans. I'd say arm of fans, but no army is as loyal as we.
[User Picture]From: [info]chaoticmatter
2007-02-14 07:44 pm (UTC)

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You! I know you!


Warren, I am very pleased with this re-designation. I now plan on biting everyone who wishes me 'the other day'. I don't know if it'll pass on lycanthrophy, but I'm sure it'll pass something!
[User Picture]From: [info]gdwessel
2007-02-14 03:34 pm (UTC)

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Well, I've already had 2 out of the three sorted before breakfast...
[User Picture]From: [info]kadath
2007-02-14 03:44 pm (UTC)

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I tried, and my fiancé just said, "Oh yeah, Lupercalia," and went back to reading.

I can't tell if that's the best or worst possible result.
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