my brother  frogman_ is actually starstruck by the fact that I speak to you occasionally. Bless him.
For God's sake, don't tell him about the time we fucked on top of those dead babies round the back of the abortion clinic. It'd kill him.
...he's not reading this, right?
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1) Exuent.
2) You, personally? Filthy things. Your work? A better world.
3) The ones worth a damn already read warrenellis.com so they're up on it.
4) No. I suppose I'll wait until the trade.
5) No.
Heeeee hee heee hee heeeee.
Brain is empty. Will post pictures of you eating ice cream if you misbehave.
Do you tell your friends about things on this LJ, or keep them to yourself?
Often. Because I hate my friends, and I enjoy inflicting you upon them.
HOLY JESUS ON A SMOKING BIRCHBARK CANOE WITH CHOCLOATE JIMMIES AND A LOBSTER BIB!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING IN YOUR ICON AND DO YOU NEED ME TO KILL IT!!?
1. Something else please...
2. well... Harlan Ellison, actually.
3. Most of my friends read this LJ.
4. Not yet, but soon.
5. Not yet, but I'll buy a round if we are ever in the same pub.
i wouldn't mind seeing more falconer.
whiskey.
i don't tell anyone anything.
yeah.
you're a prick.
"you're a prick."
Ah, you DEFINITELY met me, then...
1) Dear God, yes.
2) Spider Jerusalem and the phrase "Improbable Penises," in that order.
3) Your news posts usually provide for amusing dinner conversation later in the day.
4) Yes.
5) No, not yet.
1. *shrug* not crazy about it but you write, I read. Dictation isn't part of the deal.
2. heavy on bodily fluids.
3. Only tell the friends who've read Transmet and didn't come out hating it. the rest just wouldn't understand.
4. I buy comics about once per month. That's already enough to hurt my budget since I have absolutely no impulse control. But then next time
I'm out that way it's definately on the list.
5. Nope.
You're friends with people who hated Transmet?
Why?
1) something else
2) Getting back to writing
3) All the time
4) Yep
5) I have. You were far too nice. It scared me more, somehow.
1) I enjoy Falconer, in that creepy upturned-sensibilities sort of way.
2) I'll have to ponder that one.
3) I had a few friends I would occasionally point you out to, but it turned out that they already read you...
4) I did not. Show me the way.
5) No, I haven't, but hope to someday.
Both - I demand more entertainment. And put them on winksite too.
Whiskey and Mead. The colour blue. Windy days.
Oh,I tell them.
Not yet, because I've flat out busy.
Not yet but I will soon, oh yes. As soon as the father returns from cult-camp I will leave this arid hell of an island.
1) More FALCONER
2) Better times when I read a lot more comics.
3) There are some things best left unsaid.
4) I'm still trying to get a copy. My local store took an order the day after it came out (and sold out) and he hasn't gotten me a copy yet. Should I beat him?
5) Never had the pleasure, but I bet it would involve a lot of overhead cameraphone images.
1) More FALCONER, or something else?
Yes, please.
2) What do I make you think of?
Happy cute cuddly kittens
3) Do you tell your friends about things on this LJ, or keep them to yourself?
To myself. Friends are for suckers...
4) Did you buy DESOLATION JONES #1?
No money, but will get it soon
5) Have you ever met me? And how bad was it?
No.
1) Else
2) Boy George's autobiography
3) I tell all
4) Nope
5) I tried to heckle you, but was drowned in a sea of politeness.
1) More FALCONER, or something else?
Whatever you want to do.
2) What do I make you think of?
smoking
3) Do you tell your friends about things on this LJ, or keep them to yourself?
I sometimes steal things and paste them into posts... or repeat things you've said to others.
4) Did you buy DESOLATION JONES #1?
Yes. Haven't read it as I'm behind on my monthlies.
5) Have you ever met me? And how bad was it?
Yes, I have and no it wasn't bad.. at least not for me. You however didn't seem to be a happy camper about the SF convention.
"Yes, I have and no it wasn't bad.. at least not for me. You however didn't seem to be a happy camper about the SF convention."
The thing in Winchester?
You were gracious and tall, with a marvelous voice and a rather shocking amount of patience.
My God, you must've been drunk.
1) both
2) interesting uses for disturbing images
3) depends on the friend - some can't handle it
4) nope, still need to track down the last transmet trade. I'm a bit behind.
5) no, friends have though
1) Either. Falconer's amusing, but you're fun when spewing random brainshit at people.
2) Someone sitting in a pub and furiously writing while softly cackling the entire time and looking at the fireplace.
3) Usually show it to others, but since I've started doing that quite a few of them have started to read it for themselves.
4) Not yet, but I haven't stepped into a comics shop in about a month. I'm due for a trip after the holiday weekend. Plan to then.
5) Not that I can think of, but given my history with famous people, I'd not be surprised to find out you threw a punch at me one time or another.
No. 5 - Ha! Entertaining serendipitous discoveries. Hi, archer-dude. ^_^
1. Falconer has become one of my favourite detectives, but something else wouldn't be bad either...
2. If we're talking like rorschach tests, I think you make me think of gutted fish...if we're talking about your psychic abilities, I'm not quite sure yet. I think that my thoughts are under my control...or are you making me think that I think that? Eeeeee!
3. Usually keep 'em to myself, but you are under my "friends" list, so it could be that they find their own ways here...
4. I saw it in the stores, but I haven't picked it up yet...
5. Um...I saw you at the recent comic convention in Toronto, but I wasn't sure if it was you. Then when I realized it was you, you walked inside. I don't think it was so much bad as it was just...weird, really. I hate freezing up, but then again, I hate interrupting people just so that I can feel even more awkward about them. Kind of makes it a waste of time for both people, and just makes life...well, awkward.
1) More FALCONER, or something else?
I like FALCONER. It makes me giggle in that special way that I can't share with others.
2) What do I make you think of?
You're the dirty old man that's every young girl's wet dream. I mean...what?
3) Do you tell your friends about things on this LJ, or keep them to yourself?
I try to, but no one ever seems to find you quite as amusing as I do...although I have introduced a few people to your concept of fast fiction.
4) Did you buy DESOLATION JONES #1?
nope. i'm a poor theater intern with no time or money for comics. *sigh* sadness.
5) Have you ever met me? And how bad was it?
no i have not. but i would like to, although i'm sure it would be rather uneventful since those sorts of things usually are. you are, after all, only human...or are you?
1) Falconer's certainly been fun to read so far.
2) Eyes being poked out and pissing from atop skyscrapers.
3) Occasionally I've shown my friends things from here - generally only if they don't have LJ accounts, though.
4) No, but my brother did while I was visiting him over a weekend. I'll pick up a copy for myself eventually.
1) something else
2) scarring
3) internalize
4) frayed knot
5) couldn't say, but I'd hazard not
1: yes
2: STDs and jam
3: i tell them while laughing my ass off. but most of them don't get it. i need better friends.
4: not yet
5: i'm scared of meeting you. you might stink like a hobo.
1) More FALCONER. I dig anything that systematically corrupts the image of the Bastard Genius What Knows More Than His Lessers.
2) Space.
3) Most of my friends read this LJ. Despite that, I do tell them about it.
4) Yep.
5) No. | 
