|bin Laden Porn Stash: Apparently This Is Somehow My Fault Too
||[May. 13th, 2011|12:53 pm]
Charlie Stross just said:
(Automatically crossposted from warrenellis.com. Feel free to comment here or at my message board Whitechapel. If anything in this post looks weird, it's because LJ is run on steampipes and rubber bands -- please click through to the main site.)
This is either black propaganda of the most brilliant sort, or evidence that truth is weirder than Warren Ellis graphic novel.
Depending on where you get your news, the top consumer of pornography is either Saudi Arabia or Pakistan.
In the States, it is variously reported as Utah or Texas. Generally, wherever attitudes are the most conservative and repressed, there is more pornography use.
And yes, this is all your fault.
Libido is like a balloon. Push it down in one place and it'll just inflate somewhere else.
Incidentally, it seems like all the dirtiest people I've ever met are ex-Catholics.
I've seen Salt Lake City reported as the highest consumer of On Demand porn from Comcast in the US.
Trying to imagine what he wanked himself off to is really quite terrifying.
Can't wait for this to be moralized. "Don't masturbate, children, or you'll grow up to be a terrorist!"
Bin Laden had his couriers obsessively download every "Conan! What is best in life?" link from Warren Ellis.
That Hitler porn mentioned in Desolation Jones? He's got the extended cut.
You should know by now that pretty much everything is your fault, somehow. That's what you get for being Internet Jesus...